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July 29th, 2008   Post 1
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Only In America

"He drove his German car made of Swedish steel and interior
of Argentine leather to a gasoline station, where he
filled up with Arab oil shipped in a Liberian tanker
and bought two French tires, composed of rubber from
Sri Lanka."

"At home, he dropped his Moroccan briefcase, hung up
his Scottish tweed coat, removed his Italian shoes and
Egyptian cotton shirt, then donned a Hong Kong robe and
matching slippers from Taiwan."

"More comfortable now, he poured a cup of hot Brazilian
coffee into an English coffee mug, set a Mexican
place mat on an Irish linen tablecloth atop a Danish table
varnished with linseed oil from India. Then he filled his
Austrian pipe with Turkish tobacco, lit it, and picked up
a Chinese made ball-point pen with which he wrote a letter
to his congressman demanding to know why the United States
has such an unfavorable balance of trade."
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July 29th, 2008   Post 2
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Welcome to America.

Well, good luck finding those items in stores made in America.
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July 29th, 2008   Post 3
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Nice...
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July 30th, 2008   Post 4
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My chairs, tables and refrigerator are made in the USA. Even though I don't live there.
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July 31st, 2008   Post 5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the_13th_redneck
My chairs, tables and refrigerator are made in the USA. Even though I don't live there.
I hate you... all my stuff was made in the land of Chinese Communism.
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July 31st, 2008   Post 6
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I'd buy American-Made products, but I can't find any...

The Honda Accord is made in Marysville, Ohio. The Chevy Impala is made in Canada...
 
July 31st, 2008   Post 7
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My Ford F-150 was made in the States but the transmission was made in France of all places... strange.
 
August 1st, 2008   Post 8
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I buy American. How about you?
 
August 1st, 2008   Post 9
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Quote:
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I buy American. How about you?
I need to move to South Korea...
 
August 1st, 2008   Post 10
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Why don't you? The English teaching market is huge here so as long as you have a college education and you're white, you can earn around $30,000 the first year (possibly even after taxes) and earn a lot more the 2nd year depending on how you sell yourself. The more years you give it you could be making up to $60,000 or more. Of course that depends on your effort but you know what I mean.
 



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