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May 4th, 2006
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| Master Gunner | Post; One for tomtomA priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers ahead of them. Engineer: "What's with these guys? We must've been waiting 15 minutes!" Doctor: "I don't know. I've never seen such ineptitude!" Priest: "Here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with him." .... Priest: "Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're awfully slow aren't they?" George: "Oh that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight in an accident saving our clubhouse from a fire last year so we always let them play for free anytime they want." The group was silent for a moment... Priest: "That's so sad. I think I shall say a special prayer for them tonight." Doctor: "Good idea, and I'm gonna contact my opthamologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." Engineer: "Why can't these guys play at night?"
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May 4th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Thanks, Charge. I always liked that one.
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May 4th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Nice one.
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May 4th, 2006
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| Milforum Hitman  | Hahahaha.
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January 7th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | that's a good one
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