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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Post; One reason for no guns....A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror. She says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment". The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect". They say he never heard the shot.......
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| Forum Brat | He deserved way worse!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | What's worse than being dead??? |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hahahahahahaha
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| Forum Brat | Quote:
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| No Chance Outside | Quote:
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| God of Scones | Marriage: See Love Love: An extended form of suicide.
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| Caesar | lol......cute
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| PainMaster | hahahahahaha.
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| Milforum Hitman | Hahahaha good one.
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