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May 14th, 2008   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; One reason for no guns....


A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror. She says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect".

They say he never heard the shot.......



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May 14th, 2008   Post 2
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He deserved way worse!!!!!!!!!!!!


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May 14th, 2008   Post 3
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What's worse than being dead???
 
May 15th, 2008   Post 4
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hahahahahahaha
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May 15th, 2008   Post 5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
What's worse than being dead???
Being tortured horribly for several days/weeks/months/years before he dies.
 
May 15th, 2008   Post 6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sevens
Being tortured horribly for several days/weeks/months/years before he dies.
This is also known as marriage.
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May 15th, 2008   Post 7
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Marriage: See Love

Love: An extended form of suicide.
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May 15th, 2008   Post 8
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lol......cute
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4 Weeks Ago   Post 9
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hahahahahaha.
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4 Weeks Ago   Post 10
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Hahahaha good one.
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