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October 19th, 2006   Post 1
bulldogg
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Post; One for Luis


Agenda for 2008 Democratic Party Convention

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay . Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home
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Last edited by bulldogg; October 19th, 2006 at 08:05.
 
October 19th, 2006   Post 2
Padre
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What a gala! What was on the menu Bulldog?
 
October 19th, 2006   Post 3
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Dunno, I was at the other convention.
 
October 19th, 2006   Post 4
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that's something you would go to huh bulldog?
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October 19th, 2006   Post 5
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Quite the morning.
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October 19th, 2006   Post 6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel
that's something you would go to huh bulldog?
Yeah, you know me, I'm a Billary supporter through and through.
 
October 19th, 2006   Post 7
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Not to piss on anyone parade but Tomtom22 already posted this.

And as left leaner, I have to admit the last one (12:05 am) cracked me up.
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I get this question a lot. I am from NYC. I fly a French flag because I work for the Paris Office of a International company.
 
October 19th, 2006   Post 8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bulldogg
Agenda for 2008 Democratic Party Convention

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home
Pretty slick Bill, but they fixed the bridge railing over the Chappaquiddick.
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October 19th, 2006   Post 9
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Hey Bulldogg, I already posted this!
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October 20th, 2006   Post 10
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Doh! My apologies boss, I didn't catch it in the search.