Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747.



Q. Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A. They can't dial the 11 in 911.



Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"



Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.


Q: Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for Winter."

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.



Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.



Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Good one!

Good ones.