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November 14th, 2007   #1
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Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747.



Q. Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A. They can't dial the 11 in 911.



Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"



Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.


Q: Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for Winter."

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.



Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.



Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"








"Our politicians do not serve us; they serve the multinational corporations that pay them. It's time to change that. Let's end the corporate takeover of our government." — Cenk Uygur
 
November 14th, 2007   #2
Team Infidel
 
 






 
November 14th, 2007   #3
tomtom22
 
 


Good one!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
November 14th, 2007   #4
AFSteliga
 
 
Good ones.


MCpl K. Steliga
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14 Wing Greenwood
Royal Canadian Air Force

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