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| Legatus Legionis | Post; One LinersA. Not everyone has been in a 747. Q. Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A. They can't dial the 11 in 911. Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!" Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? A: It took her months to figure out she could use it at night. Q: Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for Winter." Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
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November 14th, 2007
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November 14th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  | Good one!
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November 14th, 2007
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Good ones.
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