About One Liners
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One Liners info
A. Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q. Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A. They can't dial the 11 in 911.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
Q: Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for Winter."
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
"Our politicians do not serve us; they serve the multinational corporations that pay them. It's time to change that. Let's end the corporate takeover of our government." — Cenk Uygur
|November 14th, 2007||#3|
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"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations