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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Post; One for the Italian GuyA Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire." And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"
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| Milites Gregarius | :P Being bad against us poor Greeks again. |
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| Milforum Hitman | Yeah, but you know, sometimes we also export it abroad. There are some countries where women didn't even know about the 3-letter-word. We Italians took care of that. That's why they wanted us in the EU.
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| Banned ![]() | ehheheheeheheheh cracked me up a bit! |
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| Forum Brat | Hehehe That's great!!
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| Milforums Spamkiller | haha that's very funny
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| Milforum Idol | OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!! hahahahahaha. Glad Im Italian!
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