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July 26th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; One for the Italian Guy


A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire." And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"
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July 26th, 2005   Post 2
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Being bad against us poor Greeks again.
 
September 23rd, 2005   Post 3
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Yeah, but you know, sometimes we also export it abroad. There are some countries where women didn't even know about the 3-letter-word. We Italians took care of that. That's why they wanted us in the EU.
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September 23rd, 2005   Post 4
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ehheheheeheheheh

cracked me up a bit!
 
January 13th, 2007   Post 5
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Hehehe That's great!!
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February 6th, 2007   Post 6
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haha that's very funny
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February 7th, 2007   Post 7
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OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!! hahahahahaha. Glad Im Italian!
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