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October 21st, 2005   #1
Charge 7
 
 

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An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory," commented the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall."


"Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings."

- Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

 
October 21st, 2005   #2
FutureDevilDog
 
 
Turtle Recall


/rant
 
October 21st, 2005   #3
Navy Boy
 
 

Re: One Day In Darkest Africa... info


Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge 7
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory," commented the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall."
 
October 21st, 2005   #4
tomtom22
 
 
Turtlelly awesome!
8)


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
October 22nd, 2005   #5
bulldogg
 
 
HA!


"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck
 
October 22nd, 2005   #6
Fenrir
 
badaboom -tsccchhh!!!




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