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October 21st, 2005   Post 1
Charge 7
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Post; One Day In Darkest Africa...


An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory," commented the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall."
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October 21st, 2005   Post 2
FutureDevilDog
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Turtle Recall
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October 21st, 2005   Post 3
Navy Boy
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Post; Re: One Day In Darkest Africa...


Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge 7
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory," commented the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall."
 
October 21st, 2005   Post 4
tomtom22
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Turtlelly awesome!
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October 22nd, 2005   Post 5
bulldogg
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HA!
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October 22nd, 2005   Post 6
Fenrir
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badaboom -tsccchhh!!!


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