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October 24th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | Post; One Day In ChurchOne bright beautiful Sunday morning everyone in tiny East Overshoe wakes up and goes to their local church. Before the service starts the people chat about their lives and interests as they gather in to the pews. Suddenly Satan appears at the altar! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to escape evil incarnate. Soon everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sits calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that he's in the presence of God's ultimate enemy. This confuses Satan. So Ol' Nick walks up to the man and says "Hey! Don't you know who I am?" The man replies, "Yep, sure do." Satan asks, "Aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for the past 35 years..."
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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October 24th, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | Dang that was a good one Charge 7.  |
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October 24th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Caught me off guard on that one, Charge!  
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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October 25th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | great
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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October 25th, 2005
| Post 5 |
| Cadet Moderator  | Very nice, Charge.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra |
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