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April 26th, 2006   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; one child left behind!


I know he's the Commander-in-Chief, but after this….We are in big trouble!

What is our country coming to???
It seems there was one child left behind!


Can the English language survive?



"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." - George W. Bush




"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow." - George W. Bush


"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - George W. Bush


"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - George W. Bush




"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe." - George W. Bush


"Public speaking is very easy." - George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush


"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - George W. Bush


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - George W. Bush


"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush





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Last edited by tomtom22; April 26th, 2006 at 01:14.
 
April 26th, 2006   Post 2
JulesLee
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hahaha I really liked the best educated american in the world one hahahaha
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April 26th, 2006   Post 3
rotc boy
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you forgot one

"I believe that humans and fish can coexist peacefully together"
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April 26th, 2006   Post 4
The Cooler King
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"The United States and China are two nations divided by a vast ocean."

I'd like to know who writes these speeches.
 
April 26th, 2006   Post 5
Fox
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That's me, King. Ahh..Just kidding. Public speaking is very easy? Oh, christ, I hate speaking front of 30 people in my class.
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April 26th, 2006   Post 6
Charge 7
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My fave is the humans entering the solar system one!
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April 27th, 2006   Post 7
bulldogg
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"I have made good judgements in the future."

I wanna ride in daddy's time machine too.
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April 27th, 2006   Post 8
Italian Guy
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

Aye, right.
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April 28th, 2006   Post 9
armlesscadet
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o god im afraid
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April 28th, 2006   Post 10
ARMY101
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There's an entire 30 page of "Bush-isms" on the market It's got all of his quotes that have turned out to me totally wrong.
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