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August 26th, 2005   Post 1
xander
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Post; Olympic Airlines


A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "She doesn't work for Delta".

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" Once again she gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself and scratched American Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?" This time the woman turned on him. "What the f**k do you want?" she snapped. The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair and said... "Ahhh, Olympic Airways!"
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August 27th, 2005   Post 2
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So what really is Olympic's slogan?
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August 29th, 2005   Post 3
xander
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May 22nd, 2007   Post 4
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or something like that
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