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August 1st, 2007   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Older Couple


One night, after the couple had retired for the night, The woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the
other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to
better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
" Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, " I found the remote!"


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August 1st, 2007   Post 2
JulesLee
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LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! so detailed
 
August 1st, 2007   Post 3
CrazyLilCajun
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HaHa!!!!!
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August 1st, 2007   Post 4
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hahahhaa



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