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April 24th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | Post; The old MarineShortly after President Bush took office, an old veteran approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine looked at the vet and said, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old vet said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same vet approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine again told the vet, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The vet thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same vet approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the vet and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row that you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton and I've already told you that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old vet looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir!"
__________________  I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine! |
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April 24th, 2005
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| Centurion | I can picture the altercation! 
__________________ Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is face. James Baldwin. |
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April 24th, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Not bad.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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April 24th, 2005
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| Centurion | YES! That's the greatest political bash ever.
__________________ When my end comes, I wish it to come to me while I fight for my family\'s rights. |
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May 4th, 2005
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| Optio | Pretty good, pretty funny
__________________ A \'good\' landing is one from which you can walk away. A \'great\' landing is one after which they can use the plane again. |
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May 5th, 2005
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| Centurion | lol i like it  |
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May 5th, 2005
| Post 7 |
| Centurion | HAHA that pretty good!!!! |
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May 6th, 2005
| Post 8 |
| Milites Gregarius | need i say anything? 
__________________ Outnumbered but never Outgunned We Will Rise Again India |
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May 7th, 2005
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| Centurion | lmao! Niice, I might hae to try a spinoff on that one. |
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June 22nd, 2005
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| Tirones | very very funny hahahahahahahahahaha |
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