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Uncle_Sam · June 17th, 2004

The Old Man's Physical

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.

The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''

And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.

He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''

And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''

C/2nd Lt Robot · June 18th, 2004

LOL

thats a good one

AFSteliga · June 18th, 2004

That's funny

Darkmb101 · June 18th, 2004

LOL i wouldnt want to eat their food. :P

Patriot_1989tobeyond · October 22nd, 2004

NOPE.

tomtom22 · February 26th, 2006

LOL!

armlesscadet · February 26th, 2006

lol mental note dont go to his house for dinner

CrazyLilCajun · October 17th, 2007

hahahaha...

Sevens · October 17th, 2007

Ewwwww!!!! LOL

Team Infidel · October 18th, 2007

youch..... lol

June 17th, 2004	#1
Uncle_Sam	The Old Man's Physical info The Old Man's Physical A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?'' And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.'' Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?'' And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!'' American Military Community

June 18th, 2004	#2
C/2nd Lt Robot	LOL thats a good one WOLFPACK! The Devil wanted a refund on my soul; I told him all sales final.

June 18th, 2004	#3
AFSteliga	That's funny MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

June 18th, 2004	#4
Darkmb101	LOL i wouldnt want to eat their food. :P on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it.

October 22nd, 2004	#5
Patriot_1989tobeyond	NOPE. Im cool if you dont agree with me, but, DO NOT get in my face and cocky, and DO NOT insult people, especially leaders!! no matter how much yo hate their guts, no-ones got any right to be haughty!

February 26th, 2006	#6
tomtom22	LOL! "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

February 26th, 2006	#7
armlesscadet	lol mental note dont go to his house for dinner C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back

October 17th, 2007	#8
CrazyLilCajun	hahahaha... "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

October 17th, 2007	#9
Sevens	Ewwwww!!!! LOL Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

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