The Old Man's Physical

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June 17th, 2004   #1
Uncle_Sam
 
 

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The Old Man's Physical



A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.

The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''

And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.



He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''

And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''
 
June 18th, 2004   #2
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
LOL thats a good one


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June 18th, 2004   #3
AFSteliga
 
 
That's funny


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June 18th, 2004   #4
Darkmb101
 
LOL i wouldnt want to eat their food. :P


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October 22nd, 2004   #5
Patriot_1989tobeyond
 
NOPE.


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February 26th, 2006   #6
tomtom22
 
 
LOL!



"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
February 26th, 2006   #7
armlesscadet
 
 
lol mental note dont go to his house for dinner


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October 17th, 2007   #8
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahahaha...


"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne
 
October 17th, 2007   #9
Sevens
 
 
Ewwwww!!!! LOL


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October 18th, 2007   #10
Team Infidel
 
 
youch..... lol