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August 12th, 2005   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; old man & teenager


An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared.

Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring. The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son"
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January 13th, 2007   Post 2
Rob Henderson
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Hahahahaha...Awkward...Hahahaha
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February 1st, 2007   Post 3
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hahahaha that's funny
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February 1st, 2007   Post 4
Sevens
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Oooooooooooooooooooooh ouch. Hehehehehehe
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February 1st, 2007   Post 5
sunshine
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oh wow lol
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February 1st, 2007   Post 6
Gator
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Well, that would be considered wild.
That's a show stopper.
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