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June 19th, 2008
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Old Habits Die Hard...Our patient in the hospital was a big, burly former officer. Just after surgery, and still half out of it, he became agitated and confused, tearing at his IVs and trying to escape his bed. The nurses gamely attempted to keep him calm, but were losing this battle. That's when my old Air Force training came in handy. "Colonel!" I commanded. "At ease." And with that, the colonel fell back to sleep. --Submitted by Patty Andrews Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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June 19th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | good story
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June 20th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Nice.... 
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June 20th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | I think this joke tried too hard.
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June 27th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahaha!!!
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June 30th, 2008
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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | I thought I was a POW when I came out of my Wisdom Teeth Surgery. Drugs do freaky things to me.
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