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December 5th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; Okay, this is just wrong...


ONE SPRING during training exercises at Fort Riley, Kan., a lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road. He came upon another jeep, stuck in a ditch, with a major standing beside the vehicle. "Is your jeep stuck, major?" the lieutenant asked.

"No, lieutenant," the senior officer replied. "Your jeep is stuck." The lieutenant dutifully turned his jeep over to the major.

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Maj. Leon R. Mayer (Ret.)

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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December 5th, 2006   Post 2
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Hmm...interesting.
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December 5th, 2006   Post 3
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I hope he made the smart ass sign for it.
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December 5th, 2006   Post 4
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LOL Nice.
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December 5th, 2006   Post 5
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"here's your sign"
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December 5th, 2006   Post 6
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I have heard this many times. It never ever gets old. You know the old saying . . RHIP. Rank Has It's Privileges (Pain in the arses.)
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December 6th, 2006   Post 7
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^^What he said^^
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