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August 26th, 2005   Post 1
Missileer
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Post; The Oil Shortage


THE OIL SHORTAGE

A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have
an oil shortage here in America .
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Oklahoma
and
TEXAS
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC
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August 27th, 2005   Post 2
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Good one Missileer!
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May 22nd, 2007   Post 3
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good one..
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