Topic: Oh Well, Another Day in Iraq

Missileer · November 30th, 2005

A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon
an insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious.

Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American
Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men,
the Marine was asked what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north
along the highway and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

Seeing each other we both took cover. I yelled to him that Saddam
Hussein was a miserable low-life scumbag, and he yelled back that Teddy Kennedy is a rich, good-for-nothing fat drunk.

We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."

KC72 · November 30th, 2005

phoenix80 · November 30th, 2005

I am gonna forward this to my friends. very funny!

bigcanada813 · December 1st, 2005

tomtom22 · December 1st, 2005

bulldogg · December 1st, 2005

HA!!!

Damien435 · December 1st, 2005

lol, that is good.

Navy Boy · December 1st, 2005

Sevens · January 10th, 2007

Hehehehehe

Team Infidel · February 9th, 2007

hehehehe LOL

November 30th, 2005	Post 1
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	Post; Oh Well, Another Day in Iraq A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men, the Marine was asked what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each other we both took cover. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life scumbag, and he yelled back that Teddy Kennedy is a rich, good-for-nothing fat drunk. We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."

November 30th, 2005	Post 2
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bigcanada813 Canuckus Maximus Gear	__________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

December 1st, 2005	Post 5
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

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bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	HA!!! __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

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phoenix80 Banned Gear	I am gonna forward this to my friends. very funny!

December 1st, 2005	Post 7
Damien435 Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	lol, that is good. __________________ Please note that 98% of what I say is my opinion and/or my "version" of the facts. Most of what I say is rumor with little to no evidence to back it up, just something I picked up somewhere. My City

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Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Hehehehehe __________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

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Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	hehehehe LOL __________________

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