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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Post; Official AnnouncementThe US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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| Primus Pilus | so true, so true |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
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| Milforums Spamkiller | so true .......
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| Forum Brat | So very, very true.
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| Milforum Cowgirl | Nice.....
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | lol, good one.
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