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October 1st, 2005   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Official Announcement


The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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October 2nd, 2005   Post 2
ghost457
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so true, so true
 
October 2nd, 2005   Post 3
LIPS
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November 25th, 2007   Post 4
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so true .......
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November 26th, 2007   Post 5
Sevens
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So very, very true.
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December 1st, 2007   Post 6
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Nice.....
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December 1st, 2007   Post 7
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lol, good one.
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