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November 2nd, 2004   #1
LIPS
 
 

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Three peacekeepers in Afghanistan were sitting around a camp fire and
discussing the courage of today's military officers. There was a Brit,
Yank and an Australian.

The Brit began by recalling a heroic soldier in the Balkan's who lost
half his guts from a mine, but after having the medic put back what
remained and stitching him up, fronted up for parade next day.

The American cited an incident from the Gulf where a US marine was hit
in the head by a sniper, lost half his brains, and he too fronted up for
parade next day after the medic stitched him up.

The Australian replied saying that such events were common among
Australian soldiers. The Brit was amazed and the American asked how is
this so? The Australian said we have a place in Canberra called
Duntroon.

It is full of officers with no brains and no guts and they turn out for
parade every day.


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November 2nd, 2004   #2
Darcia
 
Hahahahahaha....


^_^
 
November 2nd, 2004   #3
cbbr08
 
that is funny... Officers..
 
November 4th, 2004   #4
USAOwnz
 
Hehe.
 
November 4th, 2004   #5
AussieNick
 
 
Ah ya bastard :P I guess I'll hear everyone of those jokes once I'm finished at Duntroon. It was funny, i'll give you that
 
November 5th, 2004   #6
AFSteliga
 
 
Funny stuff.


MCpl K. Steliga
Ground Controller
Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control
14 Wing Greenwood
Royal Canadian Air Force

Per ardua ad astra
 
September 5th, 2005   #7
tomtom22
 
 


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
September 5th, 2005   #8
OORAH
 
 
nice one



And shepards we shall be
For thee, My Lord, for thee
Power hath descended forth from thy hand
That our feet may quickly carry out thy command
So we shall flow a river forth to thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti

Veritas, Aequitas
 
September 9th, 2005   #9
Spartacus
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AussieNick
Ah ya bastard :P I guess I'll hear everyone of those jokes once I'm finished at Duntroon. It was funny, i'll give you that
Ahh. Sir, it was funny, sir.


Qui tacet consentire.
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum.
Nec Aspera Terrent.
Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur.
 
September 16th, 2005   #10
xander
 
 
lmao


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