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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; For the officers out thereThree peacekeepers in Afghanistan were sitting around a camp fire and discussing the courage of today's military officers. There was a Brit, Yank and an Australian. The Brit began by recalling a heroic soldier in the Balkan's who lost half his guts from a mine, but after having the medic put back what remained and stitching him up, fronted up for parade next day. The American cited an incident from the Gulf where a US marine was hit in the head by a sniper, lost half his brains, and he too fronted up for parade next day after the medic stitched him up. The Australian replied saying that such events were common among Australian soldiers. The Brit was amazed and the American asked how is this so? The Australian said we have a place in Canberra called Duntroon. It is full of officers with no brains and no guts and they turn out for parade every day.
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Hahahahahaha....
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| Optio | Hehe. |
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| Forum Digger | Ah ya bastard :P I guess I'll hear everyone of those jokes once I'm finished at Duntroon. It was funny, i'll give you that |
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | Funny stuff.
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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| Primus Pilus | nice one ![]()
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas |
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| Primus Pilus | Quote:
__________________ Qui tacet consentire. Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. Nec Aspera Terrent. Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur. | |
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| Centurion | lmao
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