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July 26th, 2007   Post 1
CrazyLilCajun
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Post; OFFICE DARES


1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the National Anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself)

2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.

6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".

9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".

11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.

15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

1 During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting
attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

20) Move your work desk and chair into the lift and when the doors open say "Hello, can I help you???".

And if that wasn't enough for you...

SEVEN POINT DARES

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6) In the subject field for all your e-mails, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".

7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

Don't use any punctuation

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"

1 When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
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July 27th, 2007   Post 2
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July 27th, 2007   Post 3
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Hmm...so very tempting to do some of those...
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July 27th, 2007   Post 4
CrazyLilCajun
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i can see myself doing alot of those just to tick off a certain person at work...especially number 19
 
July 27th, 2007   Post 5
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Omg.....None of thoes fit my job!! XD
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July 27th, 2007   Post 6
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7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

I've always wanted to do that, then jump up on the table and moon the whole room.
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July 28th, 2007   Post 7
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20 is me, but I would have a desk with me.
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July 28th, 2007   Post 8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Missileer
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

I've always wanted to do that, then jump up on the table and moon the whole room.

bet you'd have gotten their attention fast huh? lmbo..prolly have forced everyone into silence lol
 
July 30th, 2007   Post 9
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Leave an empty pistol holster on your desk, when asked about the location of the gun say "depends, which side are you on?"

Load a 20 second hair raising scream wav file on to Mac. Set wav file as the hourly chime on the system clock. Turn on chime function. Turn volume up full. Tell annoyed colleagues you need it that way.

Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming


Notify 10 people that a manager (name him) wants them to attend a meeting and give them a location for the get together. Notify the manager in question that you believe there is a group of employees who are holding secret meetings...

Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot
him with double-barrelled fingers


Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
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August 2nd, 2007   Post 10
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Is it a bad thing if I have actually tried some of these things?

Or been in a zoo when the animals actually ARE loose?
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