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September 5th, 2004   Post 1
Lilmissflamethrower
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Post; Off topic with flame and god part deux


God said: <<I swear, you have a racial prejudice against Yaks!! Next thing ya know, there's yak hate crimes, and we're not having that. >>

O.k., I do have something against Yaks. When I was a child of three, a Yak ATE MY MOTHER. Are you HAPPY???? I have spent years of therapy on this and had just moved on with my life BUT YOU HAD TO BRING IT ALL BACK!!!
 
September 5th, 2004   Post 2
Darkmb101
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First off i hope your not serious Flame, but if you are...

Take deep breathes, think happy toughts, meditate, do yoga, tai chi, chill and continue with your life.

im not a psychiatrist, but im pretty good at playing shrink.
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September 5th, 2004   Post 3
godofthunder9010
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Ah crap, my mind instantly misinterpreted the "ATE MY MOTHER" part .... ewwwwww. Didn't need that mental image.

Okay, okay, you don't have to eat yak. Just horsemeat and horse milk for your dining pleasure.
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September 5th, 2004   Post 4
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Serious? Of course I'm serious. And a dingo ate my baby!!!

And God, you better not be thinking anything rude about my mother or I will have to put the smack down on ya!!!

One more thing - where did you learn all this stuff about Mongols?
 
September 5th, 2004   Post 5
godofthunder9010
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How do I know stuff about Mongols? Study, research, and I'm extremely interested in them. Whenever I find a something that is so fablized and mistold, I tend to obsess about dig up the REAL facts. Its a tall order with the Mongols mind you. So much bad information to filter through.

No evil thing ever entered my mind, for I am God, and have never had such things enter my consciousness. Forget I mentioned anything.

I'm terribly sorry to hear about the baby. Anyways, how was Australia otherwise?
 
September 5th, 2004   Post 6
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Is there any documentaries or anything about Mongols? I am really into WWII. When that obession is done (in about 7 years) and/or watched every WWII movie and documentary and ready every book and collected everything I want I might start looking into Civil War. But I have a looong way to go till I get to Mongols.

I did enjoy that show on the Barbarians as I said.

How was Australia? Oh, after the dingo ate my baby we had a fabulous time...
 
September 5th, 2004   Post 7
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Ok??? again....
 
September 5th, 2004   Post 8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmissflamethrower
Oh, after the dingo ate my baby we had a fabulous time...
Me thinks you should bring a high powered rifle with you for the next time an animal eats someone from your family.
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September 5th, 2004   Post 9
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Oh! How bout them Mongols! Boy they were Mongoloids!!!
 
September 5th, 2004   Post 10
silent driller
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmissflamethrower
And a dingo ate my baby!!!
I take it you watch Seinfeld.