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September 17th, 2005   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Nurse joke


A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says,

"Well, that's great...... just great.....Some *******'s got my pen."

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September 17th, 2005   Post 2
behemoth79
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lol. thats a cheapie.
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September 18th, 2005   Post 3
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*cringes*
 
January 13th, 2007   Post 4
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Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! LOL
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February 7th, 2007   Post 5
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that's ok...
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February 7th, 2007   Post 6
senojekips
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Kiwi's gunna flip right out when she sees that you've been following her to the bank.