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December 22nd, 2007   #1
Team Infidel
 
 

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I needed some supplies from a Sunday school cupboard that was seldom used and was secured with a lock. I didn't know the combination, but our clergyman offered to give it a try.

Father Jack placed his fingers on the lock's dial and raised his eyes heavenward for a moment. Then he confidently spun the dial and opened the lock. Seeing how impressed I was with this emonstration of faith, he smiled and confided,

"The numbers are written on the ceiling."


 
December 22nd, 2007   #2
The Other Guy
 
 
Oh, god.....


I'm the bleeding heart liberal your mother warned you about.
 
December 23rd, 2007   #3
Sevens
 
 
Toooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
December 24th, 2007   #4
tomtom22
 
 
look up, look up to the heavens!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 



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