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December 22nd, 2007   Post 1
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I needed some supplies from a Sunday school cupboard that was seldom used and was secured with a lock. I didn't know the combination, but our clergyman offered to give it a try.

Father Jack placed his fingers on the lock's dial and raised his eyes heavenward for a moment. Then he confidently spun the dial and opened the lock. Seeing how impressed I was with this emonstration of faith, he smiled and confided,

"The numbers are written on the ceiling."
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December 22nd, 2007   Post 2
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Oh, god.....
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December 23rd, 2007   Post 3
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Toooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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December 24th, 2007   Post 4
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look up, look up to the heavens!
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