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April 18th, 2012   #21
Trooper1854
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
Gives new meaning to the term "stuffed chicken"
........!


Sempre in merda profundum
 
April 18th, 2012   #22
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
Improvise, Adapt and Overcome
That was a line that Clint Eastwood used in the movie "Hearbreak Ridge"...

I take my hat off to you, 42RM...

(but the rest of the clothing remains- you'll never know with you Marines!)
 
April 18th, 2012   #23
KevinTheCynic
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
Gives new meaning to the term "stuffed chicken"
And that will be the last time that I respond "I'm stuffed" when someone asks how I'm feeling...


"Works well only when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat."
 
April 19th, 2012   #24
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
And a gentleman, not forgetting.
A gentleman???? Only when you sleep 42RM


Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.
Niccolo Machiavelli
 
April 19th, 2012   #25
42RM
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
That was a line that Clint Eastwood used in the movie "Hearbreak Ridge"...

I take my hat off to you, 42RM...

(but the rest of the clothing remains- you'll never know with you Marines!)
Good idea!
You never know who's sneaking up your behind - I meant behind you
 
April 19th, 2012   #26
42RM
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KevinTheCynic
And that will be the last time that I respond "I'm stuffed" when someone asks how I'm feeling...
Yep, that saying can be hard to swallow!
 
April 19th, 2012   #27
42RM
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk
A gentleman???? Only when you sleep 42RM
Same rule applies.
Improvise, Adapt and Overcome.
 
April 19th, 2012   #28
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
Yep, that saying can be hard to swallow!

Ahhhh, the English play with words....
 
April 19th, 2012   #29
Der Alte
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
Ahhhh, the English play with words....
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

And there is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.


 
April 19th, 2012   #30
Trooper1854
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Der Alte
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

And there is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.


Don't forget he wanted to polish his Polish medal!
 



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