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April 17th, 2012   #11
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
And a gentleman, not forgetting.
But of course, you are.....

...if you insist...!
 
April 17th, 2012   #12
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Der Alte
Sir, Do you question an officer's honor? Prepare to choose your second, Sir!
I'll go for Budweiser, Sir... what is YOUR choice..., opa?
 
April 17th, 2012   #13
42RM
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
Trooper you've got the job, it's feather dusters at 200 yards.
I know some kinky things you can do with a feather duster.
 
April 17th, 2012   #14
Trooper1854
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
Trooper you've got the job, it's feather dusters at 200 yards.
I've just got a mental image of the duel scene from "HIGHLANDER"


Sempre in merda profundum
 
April 17th, 2012   #15
KevinTheCynic
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trooper1854
I've just got a mental image of the duel scene from "HIGHLANDER"
I dunno, the Kurgan telling Duncan MacLeod about killing the Spaniard and then taking his woman would be rendered something like "First I tickled him to death with a feather duster... and then I took his cleaning woman."
Pause
"She was YOUR cleaning woman!"


"Works well only when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat."
 
April 17th, 2012   #16
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
I know some kinky things you can do with a feather duster.
I bet you do.


Adversus solem ne loquitor
 
April 17th, 2012   #17
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
I know some kinky things you can do with a feather duster.
Marines..... they will adapt to anything...!
 
April 18th, 2012   #18
42RM
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
Marines..... they will adapt to anything...!
Improvise, Adapt and Overcome
 
April 18th, 2012   #19
Trooper1854
 
 
Whats the difference between kinky and perverted?

With kinky you use a feather,

With perverted you use the whole chicken!
 
April 18th, 2012   #20
42RM
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trooper1854
Whats the difference between kinky and perverted?

With kinky you use a feather,

With perverted you use the whole chicken!
Gives new meaning to the term "stuffed chicken"
 



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