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July 7th, 2006   #1
tomtom22
 
 

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An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for his client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all.

Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed ,"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP!"


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
July 7th, 2006   #2
rotc boy
 
 
haha, nice tomtom


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July 8th, 2006   #3
Sevens
 
 
LMAO Thanks, tomtom!!


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
July 9th, 2006   #4
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahahahahaha!!!!


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Per ardua ad astra
 
July 9th, 2006   #5
JulesLee
 
 
water is cold?
 
July 12th, 2006   #6
Rob Henderson
 
 
heh...thats good.
 
July 13th, 2006   #7
gigabrain
 
 
i cant stop laughing man!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
"I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!"


 
October 16th, 2007   #8
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahaha... that's funny


 
October 16th, 2007   #9
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
ROFLMBO......funny...


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