Topic: Not that you could hardly tell...

DTop · March 28th, 2007

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them.

The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the Redneck asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."

The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went.

"Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."

The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,

"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the Redneck... "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell... pregnant when you met her.

philam15 · March 28th, 2007

Haha rednecks...

Team Infidel · March 28th, 2007

got to love em

philam15 · March 28th, 2007

I have honestly never met a redneck

Marinerhodes · March 28th, 2007

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Originally Posted by philam15

I have honestly never met a redneck

I bet you have and didn't even know it. This forum is full of them!!

philam15 · March 28th, 2007

true, but I havn't met any in person that I know of

Rob Henderson · March 28th, 2007

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Originally Posted by Marinerhodes

I bet you have and didn't even know it. This forum is full of them!!

I take offence to that. Hahaha.

Sevens · March 29th, 2007

Hahahaha Love it!!!

And Marinerhodes....I resemble that remark.

worik_brown · March 30th, 2007

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Originally Posted by philam15

I have honestly never met a redneck

Well if your ever in Sount FL hit me up ill show you a whole room full of 'em

philam15 · March 30th, 2007

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Originally Posted by worik_brown

Well if your ever in Sount FL hit me up ill show you a whole room full of 'em

Now THAT would be something to see lol

March 28th, 2007	Post 1
DTop Milforum Moderator Gear	Post; Not that you could hardly tell... An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them. The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated the first daughter. The next day the Redneck asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed." The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went. "Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed." The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry." So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the Redneck... "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell... pregnant when you met her. __________________ *"I was a soldier, I am a soldier, I always will be a soldier."* To Avoid Infractions - Click Here And Read the Forum Rules Before You Post.

March 28th, 2007	Post 2
philam15 Tribunus Laticlavius	Haha rednecks... __________________ GOD, give us men! A time like this demands Strong minds, great hearts, true faith and ready hands... -Josiah Gilbert Holland http://good-times.webshots.com/album/558169533snUVkw

March 28th, 2007	Post 3
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	got to love em __________________

March 29th, 2007	Post 8
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Hahahaha Love it!!! And Marinerhodes....I resemble that remark. __________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

March 28th, 2007	Post 4
philam15 Tribunus Laticlavius	I have honestly never met a redneck

March 28th, 2007	Post 6
philam15 Tribunus Laticlavius	true, but I havn't met any in person that I know of

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