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March 28th, 2007   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Not at all nice...but, too funny!!!


A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
begged their dad for the clue.

Well" he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes"

The little girl screams "Don't eat it, it's a '*#%*ing @sshole'!!"
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March 28th, 2007   Post 2
Rob Henderson
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Ahahahahahahahaha!!!
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March 28th, 2007   Post 3
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Lol kids are funny
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March 29th, 2007   Post 4
Sevens
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Hehehehe Very nice, tomtom!!!!!!!
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March 29th, 2007   Post 5
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i could have come up with a better name
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March 29th, 2007   Post 6
senojekips
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One of the best I've heard in a long time.

My imagination just went into hyper drive and I'm sitting here quietly "kacking" myself.
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