About No siren?

tomtom22 · October 10th, 2005

A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walks over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl says.

The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.

"The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.

Navy Boy · October 10th, 2005

That's funny lol!

istealfreefood · July 27th, 2007

oh ow! funny, but man does that hurt to think about it!

Sevens · July 27th, 2007

Hehehe Very nice!!!!

JulesLee · July 27th, 2007

owwwww lolol

Fox · July 27th, 2007

hahahaha! That's just wrong.

CrazyLilCajun · July 27th, 2007

thats too funny!!!!

Team Infidel · July 27th, 2007

AFSteliga · July 27th, 2007

Holy jebus...nice one.

philam15 · July 30th, 2007

I hope that they don't have to get there too quickly, then they might just lose their siren

October 10th, 2005	#1
tomtom22	No siren? info A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. "The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren. "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

July 27th, 2007	#3
istealfreefood	oh ow! funny, but man does that hurt to think about it! You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens Son, you got a panty on yo' head. - Raising Arizona

July 27th, 2007	#4
Sevens	Hehehe Very nice!!!! Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

July 27th, 2007	#6
Fox	hahahaha! That's just wrong. I shall return- General Douglas MacArthur

July 27th, 2007	#7
CrazyLilCajun	thats too funny!!!! "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

July 27th, 2007	#9
AFSteliga	Holy jebus...nice one. MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

July 30th, 2007	#10
philam15	I hope that they don't have to get there too quickly, then they might just lose their siren GOD, give us men! A time like this demands Strong minds, great hearts, true faith and ready hands... -Josiah Gilbert Holland http://good-times.webshots.com/album/558169533snUVkw

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