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July 18th, 2009
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| Milforums Spamfilter | Post; No SEX since 1955A crusty old Navy Chief found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Chief for conversation. "Excuse me, Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative ma'am, just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have been deployed a lot." "Yes ma'am, lots." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Chief just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times”. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." The Chief said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
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July 18th, 2009
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| Tejanita Caliente | LOL....... 
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July 18th, 2009
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| Optio  |
haha great one
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July 18th, 2009
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Bet you that woman is a blonde. 
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July 19th, 2009
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| Chief Engineer  |
Posted before: Sergeant Major
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