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bulldogg · December 7th, 2005

Did you hear about the old man who was
driving his Corvette, when a state trooper
started chasing him, lights and siren blazing?

The old man went faster, and faster,
until they were doing over 100 miles an
hour. Finally he decided the trooper
wasn't going to give up, so he slowed
and stopped.

The trooper was livid until he asked the
old man why he ran when he saw the
patrol car behind him.

The old man told the trooper that over
20 years ago his wife had run off with
a state trooper, and he was afraid the
trooper was trying to bring her back.

NCdt Steliga · December 7th, 2005

That's funny.

LIPS · December 7th, 2005

good stuff

tomtom22 · December 8th, 2005

A longer version of the same thing:
Speeding Ticket

Chief Bones · December 8th, 2005

The punchline to the joke is as follows:

"The trooper was so impressed by the man's fast thinking and originality that the trooper forgot to give the man a ticket".

The morale of the story is - "When faced by the immediate possibility of censure and monetary fine, remember, 'Baffle by fancy footwork and obscure by BS' will cop the ticket every time".

December 7th, 2005	Post 1
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Post; No returns or refunds Did you hear about the old man who was driving his Corvette, when a state trooper started chasing him, lights and siren blazing? The old man went faster, and faster, until they were doing over 100 miles an hour. Finally he decided the trooper wasn't going to give up, so he slowed and stopped. The trooper was livid until he asked the old man why he ran when he saw the patrol car behind him. The old man told the trooper that over 20 years ago his wife had run off with a state trooper, and he was afraid the trooper was trying to bring her back. __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

December 7th, 2005	Post 2
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	That's funny. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

December 7th, 2005	Post 3
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	good stuff __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

December 8th, 2005	Post 4
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	A longer version of the same thing: Speeding Ticket __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

December 8th, 2005	Post 5
Chief Bones Forums Grumpy Old Man Gear	Post; The punchline man - the punchline. The punchline to the joke is as follows: "The trooper was so impressed by the man's fast thinking and originality that the trooper forgot to give the man a ticket". The morale of the story is - "When faced by the immediate possibility of censure and monetary fine, remember, 'Baffle by fancy footwork and obscure by BS' will cop the ticket every time". __________________ Fair winds and following seas > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < and long may your big jib draw. *-W.R.B. (Chief Bones) FCC(SW) USN(RET)-*

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