I'm a big fan of spider robinson by the way

Here are a few of my favorite ways in which to describe the loss of a man's second most important attribute...

If a wizard lost his ability...would he be disenchanted?

If a minister lost his ability.... would he be defrocked?

If a lawyer lost his ability...would he be disbarred?

If a Tuna Fish lost his ability...would he be deboned?

If a male priest lost his ability...would he be disavowed?

anybody else got anymore out there?

I don't have anymore, but those ones are good.

Emasculation

If a train engineer lost his ability... would he be derailed?

If an electriction lost his ability... would he delighted?

Thats the ticket! thats what i want to hear! Good job Future ranger...let the fun begin!

If a musician lost his abiliity... would he be denoted?

If a cowboy lost his ability... would he be deranged? (I was gonna say somethin bout Redneck but I think I'll stay away from there )

If a model lost his ability... would he be deposed?

If a tree trimmer lost his ability... would he be debarked?

If a writer lost his ability... would he be described?

If a school teacher lost his ability... would he be degraded? Or would he be detested?

If a water salesman lost his ability... would he be dehydrated?

If Saddam lost his ability (which I doubt he had in the first place).. would he be demilitarized?

If an illegal immigrant lost his ability... would he be deported?

If a dog lost his ability... would he be detailed?

Yea I really don't have anything better to do.

I've got a couple, even if they are kind of dumb.


If a Pilot lost his ability....would he be grounded?

If an Infantryman lost his ability.....would he be disarmed?

now you get the idea...

it just has to be...if a writer lost his ability...would he be described? oh wait we used that one darn!


My favorite one has to be the tuna fish..would he be deboned?

I can't think of any....

Maybe because I can't relate.... but, I do have a question. If I feel a cop, did I cop a feel?