I offer up the followingquotes from all of the famous people in history. I have always admired BabeRuth.


Beer Theories

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink
this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my
liver."

Babe Ruth
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Lyndon B. Johnson
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Paul Hornung
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

H. L. Mencken
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

George Bernard Shaw
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."

Dave Barry
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!

W. C. Fields
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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher
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One night at Cheers, Cliff Calvin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his
buddy Norm:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a
whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much
the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

LOL Those are good.

HAHA!!! Those are great...

Ah, work, curse of the drinking man.

Definitely like the last one.

Cheers...I mean...I dont drink...Im not old enough. Haha...Just kiddin. Funny quotes though.

Sevens, love the "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. -- George Bernard Shaw"

So true!

Originally Posted by fingolfin361

Sevens, love the "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. -- George Bernard Shaw"

So true!

Thanks! I thought it was kind of fitting.

Originally Posted by Sevens

Thanks! I thought it was kind of fitting.

We all feel the urge to prove that our country is better because of this or that, but honestly, a true patriot doesn't need a reason.

Originally Posted by fingolfin361

We all feel the urge to prove that our country is better because of this or that, but honestly, a true patriot doesn't need a reason.

Amen. People that think they have to prove how much better their country is than everyone else's tick me off royally. We're all God's children, and ain't a-one of us that's any better than the others as individuals or countries. Though most of think we are at times.