About New Orders
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January 24th, 2006
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| | New Orders infoThe following directive was issued by the commanding officer of a naval installation somewhere in the Middle East. To: All Commands Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K 1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt 2.The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East: "Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions] "Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.] "Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions] "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more". [Both English and Arabic versions] "The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs] "Guns don't kill people. I kill people". [Both Arabic and English versions] "Pork. The other white meat". [Arabic version] "Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.] 3.The above tee shirts will be removed from base exchanges upon receipt of this directive. 4.The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message: "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily." "Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb ba$%*rds?" 5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt. LeEnfield Rides again  |
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January 24th, 2006
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 This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis | |
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January 24th, 2006
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very funny but again if this is true, it proves how far PC crap has gone
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January 24th, 2006
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| |  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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January 24th, 2006
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AJChenMPH.....I stand corrected...having been unable to enter this forum for a few months I must have missed it.
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January 25th, 2006
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That was funny.
I shall return- General Douglas MacArthur |
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January 26th, 2006
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 No worries.
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January 15th, 2007
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| |  "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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January 15th, 2007
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Funny!! Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine. |
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April 15th, 2007
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What she said ^^^
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