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January 14th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; The New HatAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" 
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January 14th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Okay. Funny but crazy old lady.
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January 15th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Odd...
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October 5th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | odd and funny
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October 5th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | Hahahahaha.....
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October 9th, 2007
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| Spam King | the hat's more valuable to her...
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October 9th, 2007
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| Caesar | lol....nasty old lady
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October 10th, 2007
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| Forum Brat |  I'm speechless.
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October 11th, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | Wow... Hahahaha.
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