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August 15th, 2005   Post 1
Missileer
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New experiences!
In Tennessee, you don't see too many people hang-gliding.
Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the
highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take
flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge-- into the wind he
goes.

Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing
talkin bout the good ol days when maw spots the biggest bird she
ever seen!

"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.

Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw."

She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes
careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird
continues to sail silently over the tree tops.

"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.

"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!"
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August 16th, 2005   Post 2
LIPS
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Some more words of wisdom from LIPS
 
August 16th, 2005   Post 3
istealfreefood
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haha great
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August 18th, 2005   Post 4
tomtom22
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