About Nervous?

AJChenMPH · February 22nd, 2009

The crew of a fast frigate was practicing the man overboard drill by "rescuing" a bright orange fluorescent dummy dubbed Oscar. The captain watched as a young lieutenant nervously stopped the ship, turned it and maneuvered into place. Unfortunately, he ran right over Oscar.

Surveying the remains of Oscar scattered around the ship, the captain told the lieutenant, "Son, do me a favor. If I ever fall overboard, just drop anchor and I'll swim to you."

-- Anthony Watson

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.

Team Infidel · February 23rd, 2009

good one.........

Sevens · February 25th, 2009

Yeah. I'll just swim to you. LOL

tomtom22 · February 25th, 2009

Hahahahaha!!!

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February 22nd, 2009	#1
AJChenMPH	Nervous? info The crew of a fast frigate was practicing the man overboard drill by "rescuing" a bright orange fluorescent dummy dubbed Oscar. The captain watched as a young lieutenant nervously stopped the ship, turned it and maneuvered into place. Unfortunately, he ran right over Oscar. Surveying the remains of Oscar scattered around the ship, the captain told the lieutenant, "Son, do me a favor. If I ever fall overboard, just drop anchor and I'll swim to you." -- Anthony Watson Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest. Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8

February 25th, 2009	#3
Sevens	Yeah. I'll just swim to you. LOL Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

February 25th, 2009	#4
tomtom22	Hahahahaha!!! "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

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