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| Centurion | Post; need cadence calls
__________________ I generally try to avoid temptation unless i cant resist |
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| Can you hear me now? |
Ahh..."Mama can't you see me"? lol
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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| Centurion |
i know that one foxy i need some thing new but thanks ne way lol
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| Can you hear me now? |
How about this one? Saw an old lady walking down the street She had a pack on her back and boots on her feet "Hey lady where you going to?" She said "U.S. Army Ranger School" Hey old lady, haven't you been told? You better leave that stuff for the brave and the bold!" Hey young punk who are you talking too I'm an instructor at the Ranger School" Saw the same lady walking down the street She had a chute on her back, jump boots on her feet "Hey old lady where you going to?" She said "U.S. Army Airborne School" "Hey lady, you're too darn old You oughta leave that jumpin' to the young and the bold" She said "Hey sonny can't you see? I've got master jump wings on my CIB" Same old lady walking down the street She had a tank on her back and fins on her feet "Hey old lady, where you going to?" She said "U.S. Army Scuba School" "Hey old lady, haven't you been told? You better leave Scuba School to the young and the bold" She said "Hey sonny can't you see? I taught recon, UDT" |
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i know that one too but i still think its cool thanks tho
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| Can you hear me now? |
Can you make your own cadence?
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| Tribunus Laticlavius |
Mama told Johnny not to go downtown There were too many airborne recruiters around But Johnny didn't listen and he went anyway He shipped for the Army the very next day Johnny had a girl and her name was Carrie She was happy cuz they planned to marry But Johnny wanted to live the life of danger And wear the black beret of the airborne ranger Johnny jumped in to Vietnam Cuz he wanted to kill the Viet Cong Johnny jumped on a hand grenade To save the lives of the friends he made Now Johnny didn't know it but he was a father He gave his son the Medal of Honor Johnny came home in a flag drapped coffin The bugle was playin and the tears were droppin
__________________ You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens Son, you got a panty on yo' head. - Raising Arizona |
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