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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Naval NavigationA JUNIOR NAVY OFFICER assigned as officer of the deck, I had the responsibility of bringing our 510-foot ship into San Francisco Bay. But first, we had to detour from our original course to test the anti-mine system. After the test, senior officers surrounded me on the bridge as we began to steam toward the anchorage. As the grand expanse of the Golden Gate loomed ahead, I whispered nervously in the navigator's ear, "What's our course through the Golden Gate Bridge?" He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Aim for the middle." --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Jay Patterson Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
__________________ Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | ruh roh...
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| Milites Gregarius | well i'm glad it's still there
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | Nice one. I'm going to be dealing with that out in Halifax...
__________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra |
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Just plain language.
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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| Can you hear me now? | hahaha!
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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| Primus Pilus | Men....Well good thing they didn't miss.
__________________ ![]() I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine! |
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| Milforum Idol | Hehehe...Sounds good to me...
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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| Centurion | Sometimes, you just gotta let the helmsman steer the ship and prove to the world that he's not an idiot. Nine times out of ten, he will show you that he is very competent. Just hope that you are not the OOD on that tenth time. Dean. |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | That's a good one.
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