About My thingy's turnin' blue.

tomtom22 · April 6th, 2006

A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.

"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue."

"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."

The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue.

The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"

"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.

"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"

"Grape."

yingying · April 6th, 2006

it seem s that the couple did not have enough communication.

and all the brain without any thing ..^_^

phoenix80 · April 6th, 2006

Marinerhodes · April 7th, 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by yingying

it seem s that the couple did not have enough communication.

and all the brain without any thing ..^_^

Heh, this is one of those jokes that just can't be explained i guess.

Funny joke though lol.

Navy Boy · April 7th, 2006

Lol!

AFSteliga · April 7th, 2006

Nice.

armlesscadet · April 8th, 2006

lol funy

Team Infidel · January 7th, 2007

that's a good one

April 6th, 2006	#1
tomtom22	My thingy's turnin' blue. info A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor. "You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue." "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue. The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?" "Yep, shore am," she replied brightly. "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?" "Grape." "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

April 6th, 2006	#2
yingying	it seem s that the couple did not have enough communication. and all the brain without any thing ..^_^ GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE ,BY THE PEOPLE ,FOR THE PEOPLE.

April 7th, 2006	#5
Navy Boy	Lol! This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

April 7th, 2006	#6
AFSteliga	Nice. MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

April 8th, 2006	#7
armlesscadet	lol funy C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back

January 7th, 2007	#8
Team Infidel	that's a good one

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