About My thingy's turnin' blue.
|April 6th, 2006||#1|
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My thingy's turnin' blue. info
"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue.
The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
|April 7th, 2006||#4|
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Funny joke though lol.