I used to write a morning "newspaper" for my command - everyday I tried to come up with a quote for the day. The following are some of the ones I liked the best. Yes, I wrote these.

1. Adversity is a spice when added to life makes the dish more interesting.
2. Despiration is the only feeling a procrastinator can expect.
3. Putting your best foot forward is not that impressive if you haven't washed your feet.
4. Procrastination killed the skydiver.
5. Teamwork started because the mammoth was too damn big for one guy.
6. In the animal kingdom if your not competitive by nature you will starve to death.
7. You cannot truley savor the taste of success until you have gagged on failure.
8. We are defined by what we do with the things we can control and how we react to things we cannot.

I like numbers 4, 7, and 8 the best