Topic: MY MOMMY THE DANCER

Team Infidel · February 20th, 2008

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good; she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?"

"No," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

the_13th_redneck · February 20th, 2008

hahahaha.
awwww

Peddler · February 20th, 2008

LOL....very nice!

justin1552 · February 20th, 2008

That's good, and I would just like to say I NEVER said that!!!! *Eyes start to dart around suspicioulsly*

tomtom22 · February 20th, 2008

Great one, TI!

Sevens · February 20th, 2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by justin1552

That's good, and I would just like to say I NEVER said that!!!! *Eyes start to dart around suspicioulsly*

Of course you didn't. We believe you.

Good one, TI!!!

justin1552 · February 21st, 2008

Darn right you believe me.

February 20th, 2008	Post 1
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	Post; MY MOMMY THE DANCER One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good; she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?" "No," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." __________________

February 20th, 2008	Post 2
the_13th_redneck No Chance Outside Gear	hahahaha. awwww __________________ I don't exist. TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com

February 20th, 2008	Post 3
Peddler Caesar Gear	LOL....very nice! __________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."

February 20th, 2008	Post 4
justin1552 God of Scones Gear	That's good, and I would just like to say I NEVER said that!!!! Eyes start to dart around suspicioulsly __________________ Larynx, Spine Lungs, Liver, Jugular, Subclavian Artery, Kidney, Heart. Now which will be my strike point?

February 20th, 2008	Post 5
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Great one, TI! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

February 21st, 2008	Post 7
justin1552 God of Scones Gear	Darn right you believe me.

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