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August 2nd, 2006   Post 11
Marinerhodes
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I am sure we could all think up and add another 50 to the list. I have see this list and variations of it floating around the net and in e-mail for several years.
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August 4th, 2006   Post 12
AmericanSweetheart
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Is this new? Sounds like the old ones...
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August 12th, 2006   Post 13
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August 12th, 2006   Post 14
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Can't forget...

Most dangerous Officers are:

A Captain who says "I have an idea"
A Lieutenat who says "it's been my experience"
and a aviation Warrent Officer that say, "hold on, and check this out."
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August 12th, 2006   Post 15
systemlord
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A lesson I've learned during EOD/IEDD-Training:

"If your buddy says "I hope...","I have no idea...", "I'm not sure, but..." and so on, get some cover."
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August 12th, 2006   Post 16
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Or if you hear the words "check this out" "is this right" or "good god almighty! Where in hell are we!"- you are already screwed.
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August 13th, 2006   Post 17
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LOL Those are all great!
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September 24th, 2006   Post 18
Sukio
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Murphy's laws, great!

I guess you could say on the Battle field he is a walking book of proverbs!
(kidding)
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