I like penguins

sureeee you do, until they poke out your eyes, and what was it? suck out your brain

Originally Posted by sunb!

There is only one tiny problem with your story Grimlin. You see, the polar bears lives exclusively in the Arctic, not Antarctica

they have a secret tunnel through the middle of the earth...so they can meet with the penguins

Trust me the penguins are nothing to worry about, I know. Its the bloody antarctic zoaplankton that are the true harbingers of death and destruction... with their wee beady eyes and tiny little esophageal ganglion..."Oooh we're sweet little zoaplankton, we're your friends...oooooh" RUBBISH!!!

i tend to not fear anything that can fit under my foot, lol

They burrow into your foot and surf your net till they reach your wee brain, then after devouring that miniscule organelle they control the shell of your body... you become one of the plankton zombies. Marching forward with their legions in a quest for world domination. Why do ya think Al Gore is soooo bloated?? He's full of bloody plankton!

But what you don't really know, is that the plankton are hypnotized by penguins...So you see, they are just servants in taking over the world

Mass hypnosis

Oh the bastards... to arms! To arms!

Prepare to defend yourselves against the Axis of Icedom!

Global warming is our only hope!!!

Hm, do I smell another neverending story here??

Did somebody say "Penguins?"