The Automatic Fire Principle
It’s not the bullet with your name on it you should worry about; it’s the ones marked “To Whom It May Concern”.

Bruff’s Definition:
“Gun Control” means being able to track to your second target.

Calvin and Hobbes’ Doctrine on Training Exercises:
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something totally pointless.

Reserve Training Formulae:

• If it ain’t rainin’...it ain’t trainin’.
  If it ain’t snowin’...we ain’t goin’!

Supply Tech’s Postulate:
If the shoe fits, you’re lucky.

Sup Tech’s Response to Stores Requests, or The Five Empty Boxes of Supply:

• 1. We ain’t got it.
  2. It ain’t on your scale of issue.
  3. If I give you one, I’ll have to give one to everybody else.
  4. If I give you one, there’ll be none left on the shelf.
  5. You gotta bring back the old one before we give you a new one.

Bailey’s Declaration:
A tasking not worth doing is not worth doing well.

MacArthur’s Definition:
Victory means never having to say you’re sorry.

The Three Standing Orders for Recruits, GDs and PATs:

• If it moves, salute it.
  If it doesn’t move, carry it.
  If you can’t carry it, paint it.

Sapper’s 5-Step Rule for Precision Construction:

• 1. Measure with micrometer.
  2. Mark with chalk.
  3. Cut with axe.
  4. If it doesn’t fit, get a bigger hammer.
  5. Pound to fit, paint to match.

The 6 Stages of an Exercise:

• 1. Anticipation
  2. Disillusionment
  3. Panic
  4. Search for the guilty
  5. Punishment of the innocent
  6. Praise and credit for the undeserving

The FIBIJAR Principle:
F It, Buddy, I’m Just A Reservist.

The Five Most Frightening Things Ever Heard In The Army

• 1. A Private saying, “I learned this in Cadets...”
  2. A Sergeant saying, “Trust me, Sir…”
  3. A Second Lieutenant saying, “Based on my experience...”
  4. A Captain saying, “I was just thinking...”
  5. And a Warrant Officer chuckling, “Watch this $%!#...”

RMS Clerk Terms of Reference

• -If it rings, put it on hold.
  -If it clanks, call a tech.
  -If it whistles, ignore it.
  -If it’s a friend, go for a smoke.
  -If it’s the CO, look busy.
  -If it talks, take notes.
  -If it’s handwritten, type it.
  -If it’s typed, copy it.
  -If it’s copied, file it.
  -If it’s Friday, FORGET IT!

O great someone else flooding the thread,

Why cant ya put it all under the same topic

Nice

Cool.

RMS Clerk Terms of Reference

-If it rings, put it on hold.
-If it clanks, call a tech.
-If it whistles, ignore it.
-If it’s a friend, go for a smoke.
-If it’s the CO, look busy.
-If it talks, take notes.
-If it’s handwritten, type it.
-If it’s typed, copy it.
-If it’s copied, file it.
-If it’s Friday, FORGET IT!

Sounds like my ROTC unit.

Originally Posted by Desert_Eagle

Sounds like my ROTC unit.

maybe that is why i havent joined...?


funny though...nice one sigpig

Coo! I like your since of humor!

Originally Posted by danthepirate

maybe that is why i havent joined...?


funny though...nice one sigpig

Making fun of us eh Pope?