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October 2nd, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Post; More Bumper Stickers1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't. 2.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 9.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 10. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 11.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 12.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 13.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 14.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 15.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 16.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 17.. Procrastinate Now! 18.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 19.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 20.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 21.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 22.. The original point and click tool was a Smith and Wesson.
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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October 2nd, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | 
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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October 2nd, 2005
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| Milites Gregarius |
__________________ Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake we must not interrupt him too soon. Horatio Nelson  |
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October 2nd, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | Quote:
that ones my favorite 
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas | |
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October 9th, 2005
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| Milforum Chaplain  |   |
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November 22nd, 2005
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| Immunes | That's just a  little more than a click (if everything worked).
__________________ Under the Pain of Death I would stand alone Against an Army of Darkness And Horrors Unknown |
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November 22nd, 2005
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| Canuckus Maximus  | This is from a helmet sticker I saw: If you've never seen a shotgun fired from a Harley, keep honking
__________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing." |
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November 22nd, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | lol clever
__________________ May 15, 2009 Commissioning in Dress Blues!!  |
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November 22nd, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Nice.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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November 22nd, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  |
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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