monk joke 2

Padre

Milforum Chaplain
In the middle ages, the monks were only allowed to talk once every year to the priest. They were only allowed two words to say.

One year, when a new monk came, the priest told him of this and the monk agreed.

After the first year, the monk said in a sad voice, "Bed hard."

The priest frowned at him and ushered him away.

The next year the poor monk said in a sad voice,
"Food cold."

The priest scowled at him and told him to go away back to work.

The next year the monk said in a sad voice, "Quit job."


The priest suddenly shouted, "Good! You've been here three years and all you've done is complain!"
 
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