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April 22nd, 2008   Post 1
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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbour protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
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April 22nd, 2008   Post 2
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LOL!!!! Now that one is perfect!!! lol
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April 22nd, 2008   Post 3
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hehehehe... nice.
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April 22nd, 2008   Post 4
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Beautiful!
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April 23rd, 2008   Post 5
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LOL, love it.
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April 23rd, 2008   Post 6
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Hahahahaha!!!
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