Topic: Military Birth Control

Darkmb101 · June 24th, 2004

After having their 11th child, a U.S. Marine and his wife decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger house on their housing allowance. So the Marine went to sick call and told the doctor that he and his wife didn't want anymore children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but due to cost-cutting, the base hospital no longer performed that procedure. The Marine could have it done off base, at his own expense, said the doctor, but it could be very expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Marine said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So, the man went home, lit the cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works with most soldiers, some sailors, and a few airmen.

lil Lt · June 24th, 2004

thats pretty good

FutureRANGER · June 25th, 2004

That's a good one.

NCdt Steliga · June 25th, 2004

That's funny.

tomtom22 · September 21st, 2006

That one I have heard about hillbillies!

Team Infidel · September 21st, 2006

that's pretty good

Sevens · September 21st, 2006

Lol.....

AJChenMPH · September 21st, 2006

I thought they just gave you those glasses with the black, plastic frames in boot camp...

AmericanSweetheart · September 21st, 2006

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Originally Posted by AJChenMPH

I thought they just gave you those glasses with the black, plastic frames in boot camp...

Thats why they're called BCG birth control glasses

USAFAUX2004 · September 21st, 2006

lol, that is great! i thought this would be about the Glasses

June 24th, 2004	Post 1
Darkmb101 Tribunus Laticlavius	Post; Military Birth Control After having their 11th child, a U.S. Marine and his wife decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger house on their housing allowance. So the Marine went to sick call and told the doctor that he and his wife didn't want anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but due to cost-cutting, the base hospital no longer performed that procedure. The Marine could have it done off base, at his own expense, said the doctor, but it could be very expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Marine said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So, the man went home, lit the cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works with most soldiers, some sailors, and a few airmen. __________________ on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it.

June 24th, 2004	Post 2
lil Lt Immunes	thats pretty good __________________ C/2nd Lt. Mar Color Guard OIC El Camino HS Oceanside, Ca

June 25th, 2004	Post 4
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	That's funny. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

September 21st, 2006	Post 5
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	That one I have heard about hillbillies! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

September 21st, 2006	Post 6
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	that's pretty good __________________

June 25th, 2004	Post 3
FutureRANGER Tribuni Angusticlavii	That's a good one.

September 21st, 2006	Post 7
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Lol..... __________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

September 21st, 2006	Post 8
AJChenMPH Forum Health Inspector Gear	I thought they just gave you those glasses with the black, plastic frames in boot camp... __________________ Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8

September 21st, 2006	Post 10
USAFAUX2004 Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	lol, that is great! i thought this would be about the Glasses __________________ MICHAEL HATKEVICH, C/Capt, CAP

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